Day 306 gives up redux

You can't tell, but this is one half of a huge elephant ear pastry. One half was as big as my hand. And more delicious. I'm letting myself be okay with these technical difficulties. Let's be honest, you aren't checking out my posts for my photography skills. It's for the self-deprecating humor and awkwardness, right?

Day 305 gives up

To say I've been busy and stressed is an understatement. My late posts are still inexcusable. I'm letting you down faithful readers! To make matter worse this effing photo won't load. After four tries, I give up. You can kind of see the flowers I was attempting to capture... Sorry friends!

Day 130 hates this thing

I don't really like eating whole apples at work out of fear that I'll have food in my teeth when someone talks to me post-apple devouring. This is a real office fear. So instead I slice them. Most days I use this fancy apple slicer thingy. But 8 out of 10 times this thing gets stuck halfway through the freaking apple. I'm not sure if the blades are dull or perhaps that my arm strength is that of a toddler, but whatever it is - it is frustrating and so not what I want to deal with at 9am. Can someone invent one of these that, ya know... work? Pretty please? Thanks. :)